grAss Stains

Panty Stain

option A: Bing Bang Bong!

option B: Drunk by Noon

Putting the ass in classy since 2005

So Alicia Joy was working at the Art Institute of Portland. Met some real cool peeps like Scott Money. She’s all “hey guys, you should play kickball” and Money was all “sure”. So Money gathers some friends… mostly of the artsy fartsy type though. So they’re all playing kickball n junk. Jimbo gets a job at the A.I. and is all “hey guys, I wanna play!” and Money and crew are all like “sorry dude, not enough room on the team”. Jimbo goes running back to his KC crew and is all “dude, check this… people are playing kickball and we should play”.

2006 rolls around and Alicia is all “hey stains, a bunch of us are putting together a new kickball club in town and you guys would be perfect additions to this awesome club”. Of course Money and crew say “sweet. we are in”. Well the season is about to start and Money was awesome enough to recruit Gary, but still needs to fill a roster so he’s all “hey jimbo, what do you think about getting those KC boys of yours rodeo’d up to play some kickball with the stains this year?” Jim was all “dude…….in!”.

Some other junk happens in-between. Welcome to the 2011 grAss Stains!!!!