Blue Steel presents a  KICKBALL WIZARD production, "BATTLESLUT JIZLACTICA" plays in a Kickball league
 
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Blue Steel presents a KICKBALL WIZARD production, "BATTLESLUT JIZLACTICA"

Oregon Kickball Club 2012 - Oregon Kickball Club
Team Color
Indigo
Mascot
A Pug with a dildo shaped jetpack and aunicorn horn
Motto
NEVER DON'T RUN!!!!!!!!!
Some one needs a dick in the mouth
That was the day when Fat Sally started licking rocks.
Peg-outs and big kicks.
there is a reason "bunt" rhymes with "cunt".
History
We are a rag tag band of former intergalactic Porn stars with magical powers turned kickballers, The Kickball Wizards are looking for glory in the universes biggest and toughest kickball league, The Oregon Kickball Club!
We have traveled from all corners of the universe, encountering wave after wave of evil kickball gypsies along the way. These space gypsies wanted nothing more than to destroy the kickball wizards and steal their ship, the Battleslut Jizlactica, a former battleship turned porn studio turned heavily armed tour bus. These battles have helped to develop the team by leveling up frequently.
Admiral Seth "Sethulon5000" Miller and his trusty sidekick, team captan, Captan Van Bogner, have to put together a grueling 2 year plan to make a run for the championship, and respect.
You should expect to see some dramatic and daring outs by this team as they have become known for there impressive peg-outs, often opting to drill you with the ball over tagging you with it.
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Team Schedule

Saturday, May 12

Noon Field 3
 
Thursday Night Rehabilitation Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Thursday Night Rehabilitation
Loss
0 - 2
3:00 PM Field 3
 
Home
vs
Mystery Team
Loss
5 - 24

Wednesday, May 16

7:30 PM Field 2
 
Visitor
vs
Independents
Loss
0 - 11

Wednesday, May 23

7:30 PM Field 3
 
Westside Team Logo
Home
vs
Westside
Loss
4 - 18

Wednesday, May 30

6:30 PM Field 4
 
Home
vs
GrAss Stains
Loss
1 - 14

Thursday, June 7

7:30 PM Field 3
 
Visitor
vs
Aloha Friday
Win
6 - 3

Saturday, June 9

1:00 PM Field 1
 
I.S.I.S. Team Logo
Home
vs
I.S.I.S.
Loss
2 - 15
4:00 PM Field 4
 
Los Chupacabras Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Los Chupacabras
Tie
3 - 3

Thursday, June 14

7:30 PM Field 3
 
Home
vs
Menace 2 Sobriety
Tie
2 - 2

Thursday, June 21

6:30 PM Field 4
 
Home
vs
TEAM A
Win
15 - 8

Thursday, June 28

7:30 PM Field 1
 
BAD Company!  Team Logo
Visitor
vs
BAD Company!
Loss
0 - 13

Thursday, July 12

6:30 PM Field 1
 
SLE Team Logo
Visitor
vs
SLE
Loss
2 - 8

Saturday, July 14

1:00 PM Field 3
 
Armed & Hammered Team Logo
Home
vs
Armed & Hammered
Loss
8 - 12
3:00 PM Field 4
 
Visitor
vs
Fiasco United Kickball Team
Win
8 - 3

Thursday, July 19

6:30 PM Field 1
 
Visitor
vs
Army of Darkness (AOD)
Win
7 - 5

Thursday, July 26

7:30 PM Field 2
 
Thursday Night Rehabilitation Team Logo
Home
vs
Thursday Night Rehabilitation
Loss
1 - 5

Thursday, August 2

6:30 PM Field 2
 
I.S.I.S. Team Logo
Home
vs
I.S.I.S.
Loss
2 - 5

Thursday, August 9

7:30 PM Field 2
 
Visitor
vs
Army of Darkness (AOD)
Loss
4 - 6

Saturday, August 18

PLAYOFFS View Playoff Bracket
9:00 AM Field 1
 
Armed & Hammered Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Armed & Hammered
Loss
0 - 1
Noon Field 3
 
Visitor
vs
Aloha Friday
Win
1 - 0
1:00 PM Field 3
 
Visitor
vs
Army of Darkness (AOD)
Loss
0 - 1

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