Blue Steel presents a  KICKBALL WIZARD production, "BATTLESLUT JIZLACTICA" plays in a Kickball league
 
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Blue Steel presents a KICKBALL WIZARD production, "BATTLESLUT JIZLACTICA"

Oregon Kickball Club 2014 - Oregon Kickball Club2014
Team Color
Irish Green
Mascot
A Pug with a dildo shaped jetpack and aunicorn horn
Motto
NEVER DON'T RUN!!!!!!!!!
Some one needs a dick in the mouth
That was the day when Fat Sally started licking rocks.
Peg-outs and big kicks.
there is a reason "bunt" rhymes with "cunt".
History
We are a rag tag band of former intergalactic Porn stars with magical powers turned kickballers, The Kickball Wizards are looking for glory in the universes biggest and toughest kickball league, The Oregon Kickball Club!
We have traveled from all corners of the universe, encountering wave after wave of evil kickball gypsies along the way. These space gypsies wanted nothing more than to destroy the kickball wizards and steal their ship, the Battleslut Jizlactica, a former battleship turned porn studio turned heavily armed tour bus. These battles have helped to develop the team by leveling up frequently.
Admiral Seth "Sethulon5000" Miller and his trusty sidekick, team captan, Captan Van Bogner, have to put together a grueling 2 year plan to make a run for the championship, and respect.
You should expect to see some dramatic and daring outs by this team as they have become known for there impressive peg-outs, often opting to drill you with the ball over tagging you with it.
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Team Schedule

Wednesday, May 7

6:30 PM Field 4
Home
vs
Army of Darkness (AOD)
Tie
8 - 8

Saturday, May 10

1:00 PM Field 1
 
Home
vs
Aloha Friday
Win
8 - 7
4:00 PM Field 1
 
Home
vs
Los Chupacabras
Win
16 - 8

Wednesday, May 14

6:30 PM Field 1
 
Home
vs
SLE
Win
7 - 4

Wednesday, May 21

6:30 PM Field 1
 
Home
vs
GrAss Stains
Loss
2 - 16

Wednesday, May 28

7:30 PM Field 4
Home
vs
HammerSide
Loss
1 - 9

Wednesday, June 4

7:30 PM Field 4
 
Home
vs
Fiasco United Kickball Team
Win
11 - 1

Thursday, June 12

6:30 PM Field 4
 
Mystery Team Team Logo
Home
vs
Mystery Team
Loss
1 - 18

Saturday, June 14

Noon Field 4
 
Home
vs
I'm Not a Player, I Just Kick A Lot
Loss
5 - 12
3:00 PM Field 4
 
Thursday Night Rehab Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Thursday Night Rehab
Win
13 - 8

Thursday, June 19

6:30 PM Field 2
 
Menace 2 Sobriety Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Menace 2 Sobriety
Tie
14 - 14

Thursday, June 26

6:30 PM Field 3
 
I.S.I.S. Team Logo
Home
vs
I.S.I.S.
Loss
0 - 17

Thursday, July 10

7:30 PM Field 3
Visitor
vs
BAD Company!
Loss
3 - 17

Saturday, July 12

1:00 PM Field 4
 
Independents Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Independents
Loss
4 - 13
4:00 PM Field 4
Home
vs
Beer View Mirror
Loss
3 - 8

Thursday, July 17

7:30 PM Field 1
 
Independents Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Independents
Loss
13 - 18

Thursday, July 24

6:30 PM Field 1
 
Mystery Team Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Mystery Team
Loss
3 - 6

Thursday, July 31

7:30 PM Field 1
 
Menace 2 Sobriety Team Logo
Home
vs
Menace 2 Sobriety
Loss
12 - 14

Thursday, August 7

6:30 PM Field 1
Home
vs
Army of Darkness (AOD)
Tie
8 - 8

Thursday, August 14

7:30 PM Field 1
 
Home
vs
Los Chupacabras
Win
10 - 4

Notes

 

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