Blue Steel presents a  KICKBALL WIZARD production, "BATTLESLUT JIZZLACTICA" plays in a Kickball league
 
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Blue Steel presents a KICKBALL WIZARD production, "BATTLESLUT JIZZLACTICA"

Oregon Kickball Club 2013 - Oregon Kickball Club
Team Color
Irish Green
Mascot
A Pug with a dildo shaped jetpack and aunicorn horn
Motto
NEVER DON'T RUN!!!!!!!!!
Some one needs a dick in the mouth
That was the day when Fat Sally started licking rocks.
Peg-outs and big kicks.
there is a reason "bunt" rhymes with "cunt".
History
We are a rag tag band of former intergalactic Porn stars with magical powers turned kickballers, The Kickball Wizards are looking for glory in the universes biggest and toughest kickball league, The Oregon Kickball Club!
We have traveled from all corners of the universe, encountering wave after wave of evil kickball gypsies along the way. These space gypsies wanted nothing more than to destroy the kickball wizards and steal their ship, the Battleslut Jizlactica, a former battleship turned porn studio turned heavily armed tour bus. These battles have helped to develop the team by leveling up frequently.
Admiral Seth "Sethulon5000" Miller and his trusty sidekick, team captan, Captan Van Bogner, have to put together a grueling 2 year plan to make a run for the championship, and respect.
You should expect to see some dramatic and daring outs by this team as they have become known for there impressive peg-outs, often opting to drill you with the ball over tagging you with it.
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Team Schedule

Saturday, May 11

1:00 PM Field 4
 
Home
vs
SLE
Win
8 - 6
4:00 PM Field 2
 
Visitor
vs
BAD Company!
Loss
3 - 10

Thursday, May 16

6:30 PM Field 3
 
Thursday Night Rehab Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Thursday Night Rehab
Win
18 - 5

Thursday, May 23

6:30 PM Field 2
 
Home
vs
Independents
Tie
13 - 13

Thursday, May 30

6:30 PM Field 2
 
Home
vs
Fiasco United Kickball Team
Tie
4 - 4

Thursday, June 6

7:30 PM Field 4
 
Visitor
vs
Aloha Friday
Loss
3 - 10

Thursday, June 13

7:30 PM Field 4
 
Visitor
vs
HammerSide
Loss
4 - 9

Saturday, June 15

1:00 PM Field 3
 
Home
vs
GrAss Stains
Loss
4 - 10
3:00 PM Field 3
 
Visitor
vs
Menace 2 Sobriety
Win
10 - 6

Thursday, June 20

6:30 PM Field 4
 
Mystery Team Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Mystery Team
Loss
3 - 6

Thursday, June 27

7:30 PM Field 1
 
I.S.I.S. Team Logo
Visitor
vs
I.S.I.S.
Loss
3 - 9

Thursday, July 11

7:30 PM Field 1
 
Visitor
vs
Beer View Mirror
Loss
1 - 9

Saturday, July 13

Noon Field 2
 
Home
vs
Army of Darkness (AOD)
Win
11 - 3
4:00 PM Field 1
 
We're Just OK, See? Team Logo
Home
vs
We're Just OK, See?
Loss
3 - 8

Thursday, July 18

7:30 PM Field 1
 
Los Chupacabras Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Los Chupacabras
Loss
7 - 11

Thursday, July 25

6:30 PM Field 4
 
Visitor
vs
Menace 2 Sobriety
Win
26 - 13

Thursday, August 1

6:30 PM Field 3
 
We're Just OK, See? Team Logo
Home
vs
We're Just OK, See?

Thursday, August 8

6:30 PM Field 3
 
Los Chupacabras Team Logo
Visitor
vs
Los Chupacabras
Win
7 - 3

Saturday, August 17

PLAYOFFS View Playoff Bracket
9:00 AM Field 4
 
Visitor
vs
Aloha Friday

Notes

 

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